The yearbooks of each high school are filled with mundane insights and wannabe-quotes. But every once in a while, there’s one student who manages to come up with the most epic quote of the decade. Some of the best senior quotes are subtly hidden so that they do not fall prey to the censorship of overprotective teachers. Other quotes are straight to your face and one really wonders how they’ve managed to remain in the yearbook. Be that as it may, senior quotes are a fantastic way to sum up your time in school with one sentence. Let’s have a look at the true legends who took a massive risk with their hilariously funny senior quotes. These are the students who pulled off some of the most epic senior quotes ever. Enjoy!
You’re a senior in high school or college and you have one sentence by which everyone you know will remember you. One sentence is definitely not enough to summarize all the experiences you’ve made in school. And it surely is not enough to come up with something truly memorable.
“Yes, that is my actual last name.”
Christopher Gaylord
But if you do come up with an exceptional quote, you can be sure that the entire school will remember you.
Enjoy our collection of epic senior quotes. Image by Karen Kasmauski
While most students prefer to play it safe by quoting a famous person, by expressing who they are or by honoring their friends, every generation has its handful of pranksters who do not play by the rules. These are the geniuses that will always be known as “the legendary yearbook students.”
The 100 Most Epic and Funny Senior Quotes
Every once in a while a true genius comes along and blows everyone away. These are the quotes that left everyone laughing.
Here are the students who pulled off epically funny senior quotes
1.
“The office, season 7, episode 19, minute 14:45.”
[-> Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.]“
Amber Rains
2.
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.“
Ankit Jain
3.
“A lot of girls didn’t like me this year, but their boyfriends did.“
Stephany Esquivel
4.
“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.“
Richard Gilot
5.
“Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool.“
Katya Zamolodchikova
6.
“To all the teachers that never thought me a thing…“
Julia Simsuangco
7.
“I’ve been a Ho all my life.“
Michelle Ho
8.
“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.“
Stephanie Flores
9.
“If you like water, you already like 72% of me.“
Jireh
10.
“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again.“
Joanna Clark
11.
“Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.“
Iyanna Morgan
12.
“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.“
Randey Chung
13.
“I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.“
Anonymous
14.
“If you’re seeing this quote in the yearbook, I got all for math credits. Trust me, that means you can too.“
Gabriela Willis
15.
“Morgan is my girlfriend. – Nobody“
Morgan Worley
16.
“Don’t follow your dreams… Follow my twitter: @nerojordan“
Jordan Nero
17.
“Education is important, but big biceps are importanter.“
Hugh Vo
18.
“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.“
Omotola Omotinugbon
19.
“I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head.“
Unknown
20.
“My computer screen is brighter than my future.“
Katia Perez
21.
“I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these last 4 years into such few cha.“
Karl Mangune
22.
“Ravioli, ravioli, give me the diplomioli.“
Maximiliano Navarro
23.
“Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not the triplets. We graduated.“
The anonymous triplets
24.
“It’s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.“
Aaron
25.
“Anything is possible when you sound caucasian on the phone.“
Betshina Bernier
26.
“I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.“
Hannah Goldsborough
27.
“I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight.“
Martin Sanchez
28.
“If you ain’t talking money… I don’t want to talk.“
Michael and Steven DiBlasi
29.
“Remember that true beauty comes from within — within bottles, compacts, and lipstick tubes.“
Jeffree Star
30.
“No, Miranda, your senior quote can’t be ‘Fries before guys.’ — Dad“
Miranda
31.
“If you like pineapple slices of pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children’s graves because your weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter. Precious to
Unknown
32.
“All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew.“
Amena Al-shugaa
33.
“Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.“
Alexander Gouon
34.
“WE ARE NOT RELATED.“
The Nguyens
35.
“… was released from his four-year sentence.“
Faizon Graham
36.
“To the window… To the wall…“
Lewis
37.
“My senior project was to make a clone. A+“
Unknown twins
38.
“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.“
Jenna Allen
39.
“I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.“
Alixandra Garcia
40.
“The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.“
McKenzie Ward
41.
“When are our senior quotes due?“
Jeffrey Goodwin
42.
“I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.“
Damenian sparks
43.
“You need a good plans to get high (pole vault).“
Patrick Hughes
44.
“I don’t know, you can just put some quote in for me.“
Connor
45.
“The ‘s’ is silent.“
Pareekshit Ravi
46.
“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.“
Daniel Jones
47.
“Sam just stole my girl again. – Everyone“
Samuel Teehee
48.
“They asked me to write something. So here it is: Something.“
Unknown
49.
“100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru.“
Aditya Tammana
50.
“My mom should have swallowed me.“
Ty
51.
“I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles.“
Jose Alvarez
52.
“This was so easy a caveman could do it.“
Unknown
53.
“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.“
Franco Citlalli
54.
“If movies have taught me anything, now the real fun starts.“
Unknown
55.
“I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?“
Victoria DiPaolo
56.
“Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.“
Ian Longley
57.
“I am not Amith. I am a legend.“
Amith M.
58.
“I finally learned how to right good.“
Anonymous
59.
“Goodbye everyone! I will remember you all in therapy.“
Plankton
60.
“See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school.“
Paulyn Trinh
61.
“Feeling so good. Looking so bad.“
Rihanna
62.
“Goodbye old boyfriends. Hello new boyfriends!“
Unknown
63.
“You will regret not dating me in high school.“
Brookelle Wesley
64.
“When life shuts the door, open it back up. That’s how doors work.
Diana Lopez
65.
“I cheated on all my exams.“
Roshan McGuinness
66.
“I am that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you.“
Segun Akigbogun
67.
“This quote is too important to screw up, so I’m playing it safe.“
Anonymous
68.
“My head may be big, and my eyes may be small, but my heart is just the right size.“
Aian Nguyen
69.
“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.”
Jessica Enciso
70.
“Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don’t let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory.“
Jim Carrey
71.
“No more homework, no more books! No more teacher’s dirty looks!“
Unknown
72.
“Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.“
Mitchell Wieland
73.
“Just about a month from now I’m set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.“
Richard Halliburton
74.
“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.“
Connor Hart
75.
“If I’ve learned one thing in school it’s that these quotes are the only thing that matter.“
Unknown
76.
“Yooo make up a senior quote for me, I’m not at school.“
Unknown
77.
“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.“
Robert Orben
78.
“Character is a course, finish it.”
Mac Canoza
79.
“Opinions are like mixtapes: I don’t want to hear yours.“
Spencer Howard
As a bonus, we have categorized even m5ore quotes in two other sections:
Truly inspirational senior quotes
80.
“Don’t pause for long; there are greater mountains to climb while you still possess the drive and capacity to do so.“
Richelle E. Goodrich
81.
“If I can graduate with over 150 absences throughout high school, you can too.“
Natalie Turk
82.
“The world is waiting for us to graduate from ourselves.”
Shannon L. Alder
83.
“Now is the time to make sure we have the strings of all the balloons we want to keep before they all float away.”
Maggie Stiefvater
84.
“Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.”
Marilynn Dawson
85.
“I’ve learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for all of the great life lessons.“
Unknown
86.
“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.“
Walt Disney
Even more good senior quoteste
87.
“I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
Alexis
88.
“Thanks Mom and Dad! I couldn’t have done it without you!“
Rayan Parikh
89.
“I know that I will look back on these days as being the happiest of my life.“
Unknown
90.
“Sometimes when I’m taking a bath I like to turn off the lights and pretend I’m in the womb.”
Aaron Portillo
91.
“The happier we, the less we see. #asians”
Unknown
92.
“Why, you no doctor, yet? – Dad”
Daniel
93.
“The last days before graduation are bad enough, God knows–out of the womb you go, ready or not. The halls rang with the laughter of the girls who were going to be brides in the next week (and widows shortly after)…”
Elizabeth Savag
94.
“You won’t be able to do this ten years from now—just leave everything behind and go.”
Rachel Kapelke-Dale
95.
“Always got them Girl Scout cookies, but I’m not no Girl Scout.”
Unknown
96.
“If we’ve laughed too hard, offended too many people—we’ve done it right“
Alexis Bass
97.
„You‘ve been watching for the last 12 hours straight, are you okay? – Netflix“
Kira Bergman
98.
“I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Kristy, but Kristy was laying right next to me, smh.“
Nicholas Ke
99.
Just keep swimming.” — Dory
100.
“Once you grow up, you can’t come back!“
Peter Pan
I hope you enjoyed this collection of the best senior quotes.
Stay victorious!
3 Comments
These were the best quotes I’ve read in my entire life lmao.
Thanks a bunch for that
wow these quotes were the most poggers ever. heheheha lol
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